To register, we'll need 3 things from you - a Nickname, an email address and a password. This will allow you to post comments around the site, cast your vote on pubs and clubs and lots more when we get round to writing it in the future!

Nickname - you'll get knocked back if someone else has already used it

Your email address - you'll need to click a link in an email we send you to verify that you really exist, so this needs to be right! We won't use it for any other purpose than promoting this site to you, and it won't be visible on the site to anyone else.

A password - don't use the one your bank sent you - we don't guarantee that high a level of security - make it at least 4 characters long, letters and numbers, but no spaces or punctuation. Oh, and REMEMBER it! OK, you're probably drunk at home after a late Friday night, so you don't have to remember it - as long as you get your email address right you'll be able to get a reminder.